…you guys don’t want this. You do NOT want me to review this. This movie has broken me. You can’t even imagine the horror of…Foodfight.
Story: Dex is a detective in a world inhabited by famous food mascots. When his market is threatened by the evil brand X, he must spring into action.
My goodness…I couldn’t find a story more cliche, preditable, and more stupidly simple since I read Ben’s novels.
The story spends no time on character development and just shoves a bunch of exposition in our faces. It makes the storyline a bit hard to follow and understand.
The jokes aren’t even that funny. I don’t know what it is but they just don’t hit the mark.
Animation: Oh God…I can’t even call this animation. A four year old can make better animation than this! All the characters are horribly motion captured and they always act over the top and stiff.
The character designs are just so unnatural they look like-
What is that? Is that supposed to be a cat? It looks like a rejected CreepyPasta character, not your romantic lead!
The cameos are useless and are only there for cheap jokes. They barely make an appearance, which is strange since they were the main marketing point!
Animation is godawful. It makes my eyes explode.
Characters: Like I said before, the characters are amazingly bland. I feel nothing for them and they aren’t funny or interesting to watch.
Dex has no personality besides making a couple puns. The squirrel guy is just annoying. Dex’s girlfriend is-
In conclusion….this movie has broken me. It was so bad. It has made our fellow Bencows leave forever. Don’t expect to hear from him ever again.
See you later, Animators!
Total: OH GOD, RUN!! RUN AWAY AS FAR AS YOU CAN!!!!