Oswald Reviews: Tentacolino

…I thought the animated Titanic films were over…but there is another. In fact, it is the sequel to the one with a giant octopus…that’s right.

THIS IS TENTACOLINO!

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So our story begins with…more Seagull Butt.

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Hmm…maybe it’s some sort of a thing for them.

But this seagull is leading us to somewhere important. This is where we will find…
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…a giant PokeBall…nice.

Actually this is a submarine being piloted by our good old friends what’s-their-names.

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Why are they down there? I don’t know. And apparently they decided to bring the mice and the dog along with them.

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But wait…apparently the dog talks now! Yeah. That’s right. The dog can now suddenly talk. And even better, the guy is suddenly able to understand them like he was hit by that magic moonbeam…or something.

BUT…EVEN BETTER! Not only are the animals talking to the humans, but it’s not even the same voices as the last film!!!!!

WE’RE IN FOR A SWELL RIDE!

But the EVIL sharks come back to destroy the submarine. Why?

Well do you know that guy who tries to be manly and does whatever he can to keep that image? Imagine that guy times ten…and as a shark…with a jail uniform.

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Well they do some pretty hard damage to the submarine. But who’s come back to rescue them? Tentacles!
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But Tentacles’s strength isn’t enough!  Who will help him? He-Man! Wait…no. It’s someone else.

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This guy is a mer-dude from Atlantis, who leads an army!
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And he owns Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony!
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So the mer-people save the blandies from their watery grave by giving them some weird bubble thing…

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How would that work? When we breathe, we take in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. Eventually, they’d run out of oxygen and start breathing carbon dioxide until they suffocate. So you’re saving them by giving them the thing you were rescuing them from.

And why are the main characters doen here in the first place? Heck, in the first movie, wasn’t it explained that these characters were entirely made up by the Grandfather Mouse?

AND WHY DOES THIS CHARACTER IN ATLANTIS…

LOOK.
LIKE.

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Oh boy…you know what? I’m done. I can’t take anymore of this film…

This film suffered the same things the original did. It had a weird story, bland characters,  terrible acting,  and even worse animation! It is a good thing I don’t have to see another one of these cheap animated movie knock-offs ever again…do I?

See you later…oh boy…Animators…

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